Entitled shopper confuses customer for employee, demands their employee discount: 'You’re wearing red and khakis. Don’t lie to me!'

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    IPALA
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    So, I was at Target last weekend, wearing a red hoodie and khakis (yes, I know, rookie mistake). I was just browsing the electronics section when a woman marched up and said, "Finally. Do you people not know how to greet customers anymore?"
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    I looked up, confused, and said, "Oh, sorry-I don't work here." She narrowed her eyes. "You're wearing red and khakis. Don't lie to me. I need help finding a charging cable for my son's iPad."
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    Again, I politely told her I was not an employee, just shopping. She went off. "You young people have no work ethic. If you're too lazy to help customers, you shouldn't work retail!"
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    I laughed a little and walked away, thinking it was over. Ten minutes later, I was in line to check out, and this woman appeared behind me... with a cart full of stuff.
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    She tapped me on the shoulder and said, "If you're not going to help me, the least you can do is use your employee discount."
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    I blinked and replied, "Ma'am, I don't work here. I'm literally buying toilet paper and Cheetos." She rolled her eyes and muttered, "So selfish."
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    The cashier heard the whole thing and just shook his head. "You wouldn't believe how often this happens," he said.
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    I walked out with my snacks and zero discount. Meanwhile, she was still arguing with the cashier about "what kind of training they do here."
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    Retail workers, you have my full respect. I wore the wrong outfit for one hour and nearly lost my mind.
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    No-Improvement... . 15h ago Target needs a 'Not An Employee' vest for folks who want to shop in peace and still wear red.
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    . Legal-Lingonberr... 15h ago Next - wear a blue shirt and khaki to Best Buy and report back. LOL
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    davidazus 15h ago • Keep wearing that, and have fun. "OMG, you are so full of sh, that's it, I QUIT!"
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    SatisfactionMent... • 15h ago "You young people have no work ethic. If you're too lazy to help customers, you shouldn't work retail!"
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    Reply "You old people don't know how to listen so I'm going to say this slow. I. Do. Not. Work. At. Target. "
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    Desperate_Magic... 15h ago How did you spend an entire hour in that store and only leave with two items? Teach me
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    OneWildDr 14h ago The weirdest time this ever happened to me had to be back around 2010ish... I was in a Walgreens on my day off to pick up a prescription.
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    I hadn't been feeling that great (that feeling when you aren't sick yet, but you know you are fighting off a cold), so I was looking at vitamins and going to pick up something in case I actually got sick.
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    Out of nowhere this lady comes up to me asking where something is in the store. I didn't have my headphones on and I generally try to be polite, so
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    I tried to help her out saying that I thought they were three isles down but that I wasn't sure. Now, keep in mind, I am wearing an untucked button up shirt over an undershirt, khakis, leather flip flops, and a black wool coat at the time.
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    She starts blowing up at me about not knowing my job and how I should know the location of products in the store, etc... I set down what I am looking at, turn to fully face her, give her that "Are you a idiot?" look,
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    look down at my outfit and then back up at her, and I loudly say, "Do I look like I work here? I was trying to be nice and help you. I am not getting paid to put up with your a here shopping." I am
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    She went from sputtering mad to mortified and booking it in embarrassment immediately at least, though.

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